Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
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