i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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