I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I just found puke in my bra..
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
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