Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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