she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
You left your underwear on the fireplace
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
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