We won't sleep together?
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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