This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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