i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
