I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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