I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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