I just cut my nipple shaving
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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