I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
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