Just cropdusted the office
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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