Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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