I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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