You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
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