Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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