brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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