I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
he laminated a picture of his dick.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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