he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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