Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
