im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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