I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
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