So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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