Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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