I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I'm at about main and main street
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Randomize
