just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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