This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
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