i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
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