im gay
i know
yea but for you.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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