maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
pray to the hookup gods
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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