I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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