More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
