So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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