so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
you win again, gameday.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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