This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
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