school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
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