TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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