When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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