I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Randomize
