dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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