Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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