Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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