were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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