i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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