Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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