I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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