So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I can't put those talents on a resume
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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