Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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