Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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